Description

Are you good at making up fake news?

Do you think jokes about balance sheets are funny?

Are you desperately in need of money and thus are willing to google "balance sheet" so that you can figure out what the hell that is and make a joke about it?

If so, then consider writing for us.

Capitalist Banter is best described as "The Onion" meets "The Wall Street Journal." If you want to poke fun at the Fed, the Economy, Silicon Valley, Web 2.0, CEOs, Stocks, Jim Cramer, or even something as esoteric as FASB, we want you to write for us.

Have you written satire before? We don't really care, as long as you can write it now. Check out www.capitalistbanter.com, and let us know if you think you can do better.

Writers start at $15 per article, with a $100 traffic bonus for the most popular article each month.

You need to be able to contribute a minimum of 2 posts per month, but can contribute up to 2 posts a week if you have the time and enough funny stuff to say.

How to apply

Don't send us a resume, send us an article! Write something for Capitalist Banter and email it to writers-at-capitalistbanter.com. If we like it, we will publish it. If our readers like it, you are hired.

Posted on: 08/22